Blimey, bloomin' blinkin' eck! As Dick van Dyke from Mary Poppins might have said...or is that 'Maury Perpins'?

In a sadistic conga line of fate, I seem destined NEVER to reach an area that exists in legend only. I always thought America was full of what ever you want, when ever you want it, but alas no. Trying to get anywhere without a car is insane! Takes 5 hours to do a hundred miles, on a bus!

Excuse me while I go away and shrug a lot....