Lately been finding a lot of people in There, that seem to be there for reasons, other than the narrow minded, soundbite brat of the present age. (Oooo saucer of sour milk for this blogger please!)

According to this report, they want to attract those that wouldn't be seen dead with the ancient axe of Nylldxxior, in the haunted crypt of Geekatania, opening a chest of something surprising, to level up their spell casting ability. I am one of those people. I preferred the future as we have already seen the past, and anyway, what is it with these people?

Open chest, get stuff.

Smash barrel, get stuff

Kill monster, get stuff

Look at inventory, manage stuff

Even at Cybertown, people seem to be obbsessed with the gathering of stuff! The cheaper the better.

All I currently own in There is a purple Barbie style buggy, a white dog, a soccer ball, a bench to sit on, a couple of signs, and two drinks. There is no need for just collecting stuff, I mean, how exciting can that be? Anyway, what do you do with it once you have it? You max out your sword, shield, magic bean carrying ability and then what do you do? Stagger about with the worlds largest mobile knick-knack collection picking over dead remains like some elderly professional New Years sale junkie! "Oh I seem to have every single thing in this entire universe at it's highest possible value", so NOW what?

Where can you take this, people?

Somebody tell me what this is all about?