OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (ok that's enough, I think they get the point)

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW HEY! Did you hear me??

Ok, GREAT NEWS (Not to worry folks he's running out of capital letters) There.com just released it's pricing plan and it's going to be a measley $30 for a LIFETIME membership, with all the premium features thrown in. You too can get in on this if you sign up before October 12th 2003, but I'm sure you don't want to. Well, just one thing that this service gives a very real Voice Over IP service with unlimited conferencing possibilities. That is the only sensible application that I could think of that might catch the attention of the thousands of regular readers here.

You know what? Who cares, if you don't get in There now, you really will be missing out on something that really is about to change the world (and this time for the better)

Well at least he calmed down near the end