Boom chakka boom chakka

You want weird, then this is the song for you.....

It seems those corporate Powerpoint junkies from the previous post, really fried my cells, and I will never quite be the same again. It was strange....... cheerio

Powerpoint ARG!

I am being forced to make an utterly useless presentation. Now for those of you out there that are already thinking "hmmmm that's Powerpoint he's talking about, isn't it?"

Well you should stop reading right there and never come back to this page EVER AGAIN.

The reason I say this is that Powerpoint is probably one of the cheesiest presentation tools around. But to get at least a LITTLE humour at M$ expense, try this and listen to a huge archive of cliché. Not just a little bit, but HUGE STEAMY wads. Only equalled (not bettered) by those awful scratchy movie theatre commercials for the pizza place/curry house "that's only 300 yards from this movie house."

In fact I think Microsoft must have bought the rights from some smelly bag person, to be able to call these pieces of audible blasphemy, their own.

Don't worry Mr Gates, these pages just go to show how slick Powerpoint really can get! (Not really, for all those Americans reading this)

But worst of all, I am to make a presentation ABOUT POWERPOINT! Nooooooo Arg etc...

So I am going to do the same thing in Flash, so I can clense myself of this putrid waste of disk space...

Wow, I gotta get this

Here is something you will not want to miss! I thought There was it, but this could be the ultimate!!

Hello Mary

Aha! We know that you visit us, so we thought we should leave a message here for you....

Pie

Pie

Making do....

Blimey! This is one of those scary lists, that make you glad you shop in stores, and use electricity occasionally!!

Ikea

Editing a rant down considerably.... Come on sort out your website.... just try looking for something there, or finding any relevant info... It's made by people that understand websites, and don't need to look for anything they need/want for their house. It's all very well making a nice site, but remember that those people coming to it, know only what they want from it, NOT the entire thing before they have even looked at it.

If this makes little sense, then tough, just don't tell me about your next online information gathering experience there.

There.com (Again)

Odd things that people seem to work out....

I have a Teleportal on my site now, to get to objects, places and the odd person or two within There. Those of you lucky enough to be in will be able to try it, those not....well, we just don't associate with those sort of people (smuggity smug smug)

I will be collecting more of them in the coming weeks I suppose

Windows Update Mysteries...

Just at the beginning of installing a bunch of Windows98 PC's and after a format and a clean reinstall of one machine, went to Windows Update and it kept telling me that I did not need any updates..

How odd?

After a while, I worked out that it was the clock, which was set at 2005, instead of 2003 (for those of you reading this in the history books, it was before flying cars and really USEFUL house cleaning robots) and Windows Update must have taken the PC's clock time, or some other thing that I could not really have any knowledge of...

Does anyone out there know what you call a dish that you put your car keys, spare change, etc into? You know the one you have near the front door, so that thieves can easily take all the important things without having to rummage around and wake everyone up.

I need something that will hold keys, change, mobile phones, and sunglasses....

This looked promising, but there seems no information on HOW they made them from the alledged materials...

Wow, look at this well spent time, with a CD-ROM DRIVE and a microwave AND a toaster.