Monday, August 25, 2003

Shopping

Today I managed to get some more fridge magnets, so now we can spell those improper words, properly, or if you know anything about this art, a lot MORE improper words, improperly.

Well I hadn't been to a Walmart before, but this place was ENORMOUS, and had just about everything you could ever hope to imagine, to possibly think you may just find handy, in case you needed it!!

Image removed due to sniffing from the Iola Register, who actually own it... sorry chaps, no hard feelings....
Wow they all came out to meet me, but they would have charged more for colour


So meanwhile back in the store....

This place was so huge, it even had one of those granny areas where you can buy wool, and all things knittery and sewery! But instead of being a tiny little section of the store with about two colours of wool there, and a bit of cotton sheet on a roll, this went on for miles. I would imagine that if the Death Star had a knitting section on it, this would be it. All endless amount of wool with no end in sight! If Neo had asked for wool in the Matrix, instead of guns, this would have been too much to have whizz past him, as it would have taken too long!

They had everything, even a sinister message on the shopping cart which mentioned something about if you take the cart outside of the boundries of the parking lot, it will lock.... which apparently is a little wire around the lot, which when passed over, locks up the cart, according to this.

Funny old world..

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