Creepy update - Wheel of Dreaded Consequences

I am getting really worried now, as it seems people are taking the wheel (as it is known from now on), very seriously!!

LATE BREAKING NEWS
If you are brave enough, then go here and you can try the wheel for yourself. Please make sure you are under parental supervision before attempting to psychologically ruin your already fragile child mind.

No you CAN'T handle it!


You are hearby sentanced to THE WHEEL!

In my overuse of THE WHEEL (echoey voiced phrase from now on) I discovered that there are other wheels too! But they can be things like The Wheel of Reward.

There have got to be a lot of other instances that an appropriate wheel would be as effective as here, now if only I could think of some....