Anyway the first one that keeps making me laugh in a rather childish fashion is one from Perdita Durango, a rather interesting movie in the fact that you wonder how you might be able to get back those missing 90 minutes!
"Hey what did you read that map with, your a**hole?"
Priceless giggling for many scenes after. The movie was terrible, and yet somehow you just had to keep watching (perhaps to see if the violent killers in it, might do the world a favor and murder the writer).
The other one was from what I am apparently informed is someones "Left Hand Column". The LHC as it will be referred to from now, is what a person is thinking, but of course will never say. You get the idea. So in a lot of LHC's there may be the desire to express the need to tell someone to FO.
This was from an episode of Six Feet Under. Or should I say RANTED and shouted during an episode....
"Why don't you go to the f*cking moon and MIND YOUR OWN MOON BUSINESS!!!"
Then you realise this is not what was said, just someone's guilt, and what they thought they deserved (sort of like High Fidelity).. So take your pick, as you know how frustrating it always is to think of great argument lines AFTER the conflict.
And hey, you will be the first to know if I manage to end an argument with "What did you read that map with, your a**hole?"
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