Now in my recent explorations into weird little buttons included in Windows XP Service Pack 2, I came across a link in the virus warnings, that the new Security Center gave me.
The Microsoft Windows Security Center Antivirus Partners page, gives you free trials, ranging from 90 days, right up to a full year!
So there is NO EXCUSE to not having virus protection for your computer. Please get it, then you too can help save the planet from imploding from too much bandwidth being used by a whole automated internet of viruses keeping in touch with eachother.
Perhaps they will become the next form of life. If they keep conversing long enough (and just when the message finally gets through that viruses are not natural occurancies but made by idiots with too much time and very small penises) they will indeed become a life-form all their own! So to stop this happening (after all, who wants to HAVE to be chummy with something that snoops around your computer drinking all the milk straight from the container) get protected! NOW!
Don't be an idiot, get protected. Of course I'm not talking to you, oh no, you have protection of course. It's those OTHER people, yes.
1 comment:
You totally amaze me.
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