Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Gaming for kiddies, good or bad?




This young fellow is getting rather miffed during his game play session. I don't in any way think that it's video games making him so. It seems to be in his particular nature to treat this kind of situation in this way.

He has three options...
1. Stop playing.
2. Go away, practice his brains out, and bring some training back to the game.
3. Have a heart attack in his mid-twenties.

If your kid is doing this, why the hell aren't you doing something about it? He obviously has a lot more issues than ANY video game could bring into his life. I just hope one day, far into the future he actually wins one single round.

By the way, there is an occasional naughty word in this video.



This is an image of a blood clot, in his brain, exploding when he's 19

Sunday, December 18, 2005

TV Shows at I-Tunes, carrying a little TOO much info?


Take a look at the ITunes music store and find the new TV Shows for sale there. Be sure to check the length of them, as a few are $2 for 5 minutes which seems a little bit low on the whole "Oo let's watch that again shall we?" scale. I only use ITunes as a way of collecting podcasts and am one of those that watches more online shows, than normal TV. I spend zero dollars at ITunes at the moment, and as yet nothing has made me want to increase that amount. Anyway, click the information icon beside some of the episodes and it gives in some cases, a complete account of the show. What's with that?

I know you don't have to read them, but still not sure WHY they put all that information there in the first place? If you were not sure about downloading a series, maybe just reading the entire plot will be enough and you can save $2 an episode.

Some of the prices seem comparable to DVD sales, and I can watch the DVD anywhere yada yada yada, DRM, blah blah blah.... However, this is the first step towards freeing content from your television. If the different online services keep up the pioneering work, we (hopefully) soon forget how it was to be tethered to the living room.

TV is changing, and maybe, with some online competition, it may one day have something to offer me again. But for now I don't appear to care.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Quickie - Congratulations


Congrats K, on your twins.

Congrats S, on your baby boy.

Congrats M, on your engagement, your degree, and your new job, I suppose I should say WOW.

Quickie - Online Console Games


If you know anything about games, go here, and be amazed. TONS of older home video games to play in your browser, with nothing to install, or know anything about... Stop reading this, go play it, NOW!




This is all that's left of you when you discover the games on that website

Thursday, December 15, 2005

PSP Review - Midway Arcade Treasures Extended Play


Being old and crumbly, I like games from the days when you used to have to pay for EVERY SINGLE time you played it. Sort of like the way the RIAA would like you to listen to music, but that's beside the point.

Midway Arcade Treasures Extended Play for the PSP, is a rather groovy collection of arcade games, but more importantly brings some hand held fighting action to the PSP, which up to now has been scarce (what I really mean is that my big head didn't know about it). The games are;

720?™ - 1 player
Arch Rivals™ - 1 or 2 player wireless
Championship Sprint™ - 1 or 2 player wireless
Cyberball 2072™ - 1 or 2 player wireless
Defender® - 1 player
Gauntlet™ - up to 4 player wireless
Joust™ - 1 or 2 player wireless
Klax™ - 1 or 2 player wireless
Marble Madness™ - 1 or 2 player wireless
Mortal Kombat® - 1 or 2 player wireless
Mortal Kombat® II - 1 or 2 player wireless
Mortal Kombat® 3 - 1 or 2 player wireless
Paperboy™ - 1 player
Rampage™ - up to 3 player wireless
Rampart™ - up to 3 player wireless
Sinistar™ - 1 player
Spy Hunter™ - 1 player
Toobin'™ - 1 or 2 player wireless
Wizard of Wor™ - 1 or 2 player wireless
Xenophobe® - up to 3 player wireless
Xybots™ - 1 or 2 player wireless

Anybody that used to play arcade games might spot something they remember in this line up. Now it says wireless, but in my experience it is nigh on impossible to find a local area network of gaming for your PSP. You have to be near other people for this to happen, and so far, nothing. The few people I DO know are all much to grown up to care about such things but it would be nice to be able to take someone on in one of the Mortal Kombat games.

So is it any good? Yes. The games work from a quick select menu, load in and off you go. As for loading times, most of the games load in one go, with no waiting after that. Mortal Kombat was a little different, but the time spent waiting was minimal. Load times were small, and only between the character select screen, and the start or end of completed matches.

Once within a game, you obviously cannot insert a coin so pressing START er..starts. When you want out and back to the game select screen, you can press start again. It's not a very fussy title, but the good thing is that it works REALLY WELL, for what it is. Game selection is silent, except for a blip to indicate you have scrolled to the next choice in the list of games. This was something that bugged me with the NAMCO MUSEUM BATTLE collection, as each time you quit out of a game and returned to the main menu, it was blasting out seemingly much louder than the game you were just playing. It was a mash-up of old arcade themes all lovingly crafted into a screeching dirge of paint peelingly squeaky notes.

The PSP controls work very well on each title in the Midway Arcade Treasures collection, with no odd placments or lack of response. Some people might argue in fact this is TOO good because arcades NEVER had such sprightly hardware, and therefore detracting from the experience. The PS2, GameCube, and Xbox versions of this title (now in their third incarnation) didn't have the combination of games I wanted to spend real money on. The PSP version has Defender, and Mortal Kombat, so anything more was a bonus as far as I was concerned.

It's difficult to say much more about the overall package as it all works so solidly. The only part I have yet to experience is the wireless, so if that happens I can post more here, but I am not holding out much hope for that.



Old? Get this next time you are shopping for denture ointment

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Quickie - Cooling cooling cooling


Quickie.

I was checking Digg.com as I do every five seconds, and this gem came out.

If you ever wanted to know WHY cooling your PC properly was important, watch this video for unbelievable heat related consequences!

Linux within Windows


Was looking around the other day, through the mysterious Linux sites. Came to Damn Small Linux again, after being lured there by the promise of booting it from a USB drive. This is by no means new, and you're supposed to be able to stick it in any computer, boot it up, and it runs from the USB drive, rather than the installed hard drive. Knoppix and other Live CD's will do this, but of course, not retain any work done because they are CD's. Yes I KNOW you can save the config onto floppy disks. Been there, done that, and for some reason I just can't be bothered with it. As for booting from USB, most of the times I would NEED USB booting it would NOT be possible because of old hardware, and no USB ports. That's where my Live CD's would be ok.

So instead of coming out with a bootable USB drive, which would retain all the changes during each session, just like your normal computer does, I sort of cheated. If you get this version of DSL, you can put it in a folder on your computer, and just run it from there. It works, thats it! Changes are retained, nothing to mess with, fiddle with, or experiment with, at all.

I thought, ok, how can I make this useful. I just copied the folder I had been running DSL on, from my PC to a 128MB USB drive. It worked! All the changes I had made were there, it was easy. So in theory, I could just work on it on the PC (as it's much quicker accessing it from the hard drive, than the USB drive) and when I wanted to take that same thing out on the road, copy the folder to the USB drive. All current, nothing to update. Upon return, copy it back again.

To use it, just stick your USB drive into the computer (or go to the folder you downloaded it to), and access it as you would normally. Then within the folder, double click the dsl-windows.bat file and it boots up. You got yourself some Linux man! It runs in a window on your desktop... how spooky is that? Probably makes a great way for someone who really wants to see what this Linux malarky is all about, but doesn't have the inclination or equipment to burn CD's or mess with dual booting their computer. The folder is self contained, so if you don't want it, just delete it, simple. There is nothing to uninstall, or fiddly process to go through, to rid yourself of it.

This does of course require you are running Windows in the first place, but then hey, I am only going to be mending Windows computers anyway. Anyone even close to experiencing Linux would be quite capable of keeping their own Windows computers running well, I'm sure. I like it because I can quickly try something out without having to go to another machine, or boot up a Live CD. Most times it's just a command or program I want to see if I can use somehow, and the only reason I seem to get stuck in any Linux is because these days I find myself keeping all the things I need to work with, online. Except for files, or major applications, I can get by with a Live CD, or USB drive.



Linux, really handy if you just want the job done

Dissapointment :(


I was initially excited about a full arcade style cabinet, with classic games, being sold at Target. However, once I saw it, I realised it was not up to the job at all. Buttons and joysticks were flimsy, and it was even questionable if the games themselves were actual arcade emulations. The screen was so bad it was difficult to make out even the colors.

I think I have to bite the bullet and get serious with MAME and some home built equipment. Or for now, just a dual arcade stick.



You tease!

Saturday, December 03, 2005

The biggest holiday season approaches


Quickly, lets get a song stuck in your head for the holidays. Tracks 3 and 5 for full ear-wormability.

I am sure you have not heard THESE songs before, or have you.... listen and it will have you scratching your head, not the darned vinyl.

Woah, and make sure you don't spell vinyl wrong online!