Well this week I managed to see one lucky (?) soul that looked very much like the love child of Geodie la Forge and Gary Coleman. On the same day I spotted a female P.Diddy. Another thing I seemed to notice was the amount of people smoking seemed a lot. Don't know why people bother? Take a look at this and you might think again.... I know (before all you smokers out there start) that it IS indeed a tired old argument, but I don't think it makes it any less valid, do you?
(Hmmmm seems I needed a bit of smug satisfaction today)

People shpeaking with a shertain shpeech impediment that you shtart to find yourshelf, realishing you really want to shpeak the shame way! Part way through the conversation you conciously realise that you really REALLY want to shpeak like them, and wonder how long it will be, before you will be alone and can try out a few sentances to yourself. The pressure can be unbearable, take it from me, I KNOW these things alright?

As well as seeing Denzel Washington out and about. Today, at the real world portal into the virtual nirvana known as There.com, I think there may be a leak! I noticed that the 'oh so exquistetly placed' furniture, resembles the items within There. So this could be why the people that populate the coffee shop, looklike, act like, and now sit on real world versions of their digital counterparts.

So what could be the reason for this...? Why have a place you can get IN? Although does that make it a way in if the things in There, are coming OUT? (You'll never know how many times I had to write that)

This is why I think I need help figuring this out, so help is on the way. I just don't know when the cavalry will get here.

You'll soon see what I mean.

One tip though, if you DO visit the coffee selling side of the portal, and you're interest isn't peaked by weird existentialisms, such as crossing an impossible divide. Er....0h yes the tip, where was I? No, don't tell me, I'll ge....oh yes. One tip, make sure you really know how strong the house coffee actually is. It's the closest
I think I've come to simply EATING coffee straight from the jar....
I have never smoked, but I get the strangest feeling that this ever so teensy cup of caffeine, is just as dangerous. I could probably write the rest of this just by dipping the PDA stylus in it and letting it zoom off on it's own.

Lately been finding a lot of people in There, that seem to be there for reasons, other than the narrow minded, soundbite brat of the present age. (Oooo saucer of sour milk for this blogger please!)

According to this report, they want to attract those that wouldn't be seen dead with the ancient axe of Nylldxxior, in the haunted crypt of Geekatania, opening a chest of something surprising, to level up their spell casting ability. I am one of those people. I preferred the future as we have already seen the past, and anyway, what is it with these people?

Open chest, get stuff.

Smash barrel, get stuff

Kill monster, get stuff

Look at inventory, manage stuff

Even at Cybertown, people seem to be obbsessed with the gathering of stuff! The cheaper the better.

All I currently own in There is a purple Barbie style buggy, a white dog, a soccer ball, a bench to sit on, a couple of signs, and two drinks. There is no need for just collecting stuff, I mean, how exciting can that be? Anyway, what do you do with it once you have it? You max out your sword, shield, magic bean carrying ability and then what do you do? Stagger about with the worlds largest mobile knick-knack collection picking over dead remains like some elderly professional New Years sale junkie! "Oh I seem to have every single thing in this entire universe at it's highest possible value", so NOW what?

Where can you take this, people?

Somebody tell me what this is all about?

Wow, how much further will they take the experience of past machines?

You know, you read the info, you check up on the usual things, you do everything by the book, you even go out to Staples and get a new USB 2 PCI card to get your Axim working properly due to the reluctance of Dell to publish on their site that it really needs a more stable power supply than a premature baby's incubator, and it still doesn't work. So you end up plugging it into your other PC, which you swore you would never soil with Office, and it works first time, and then needs Outlook putting on it. Darn and blast it all to heckitty heckville!

Don't even mention the word PDA to me right now, LOOK at the time, and it is only NOW I find I need an extra bit of kit to get it all working properly, or AT ALL!!!

Grrrr, with a big hissy scratching your eyes out, move of the wrists!

Oo just got my new PDA. Veeeeeeeery nice indeed, and as is the tradition with all things shiney, expensive and oh so kewl, I have to wait at least FOUR HOURS for it to charge. I know my public is waiting to see what happens later. I will get back to you, oh and hello to those BIOS jockeys out there, you know who you are.

You know I have been neglecting my readership of late and here is a bit of background as to the reasons why...... ooooo doesn't it sound tempting? Get in there and see if you can find me... if you're brave enough...